It’s time for Friday Fictioneers, brought to you by our gracious host Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. Our photo was provided by Scott Vannatter. My 100 words comes to you as story. Happy Holidays!
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Copyright-Scott L. Vannatter
As discussed, you will delight in my daily pampering. My requirements include unrestricted access to food, treats twice daily, tuna on demand, twenty-four access to the kitty highway, one furniture tree per room, a sunny spot in the study for my dose of vitamin D, a pristine liter box, coat brushing, doors open at all times, and kindly wear a smile. Attitude is paramount.
Must I spell out everything? An exposed tummy means you rub it. Do we need an addendum? As of two seconds ago, you’re on probation. I guarantee, the man in red will hear about this.
AmyReeseWrites 
This is too cute! I had a dream about cats with ‘personalities’ last night…
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Thanks, Sandee! I think kitties are thinking something and definitely have their personalities.
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What a cute kitty and story. Good work. Have a happy holiday season.
Tom
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Thank you, Tom. Happy Holidays to you, too!
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At the point where the cat has to spell it out, it’s already too late.
Yep, definitely an apocalypse coming.
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Ha. Good point, EG! What is this world coming to? Or, when, when…I heard it was tomorrow or something.
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This is perfect. That is so what a cat would say. In fact, my mother named her cat ‘Diva’ for that very reason. 🙂
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Thanks, Carrie. Cats seem to have expectations that need fulfilling. 🙂
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I know when I expose my tummy I expect it to be rubbed.
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You must be part cat! I hope you get tummy rubbed soon, Becca.
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An exposed tummy means you rub it? OK, I’ll give it a go. But I swear, if I get arrested, I’m blaming you!
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It’s worth a shot, Paul! This could only end well, don’t you think? Best of luck to you!
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The cat has definitely cast a spell over the Fictioneers!!
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Oh good one Amy! hehehe, and so much like a cat would say. 🙂
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Too cute indeed
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Dear Amy,
Your kitty is demanding yet endearing. Very cute story. I’ll be waiting to hear about Paul on the news after rubbing the wrong exposed tummy. 🙂
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Nicely done. Sounds just like many of kitties I’ve known.
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Thanks! Yeah, for me too.
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That cat forgot to specify the TV channel to be left on. That’s the one that floors me.
p.s. Tell rebecca, I’ll be right over…
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Does your kitty demand one channel to be left on? Ha ha. What did I start?
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Alternate Title “If Cats gave Performance Reviews”. I think I’d fail mine. 🙂 Enjoyed your story a lot.
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Oh, yes…I like that title very much! I was struggling to come up with something. I like yours much better. Thank you, Erin!
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Can I be this cat for a day? In all my years on earth, I have NEVER received such pampering. I wonder what Sundays look like for this high maintenance feline? 🙂
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You’re telling me. She has quite the life, but that’s only if her staff is fulfilling their role. You and me both. I would love to be pampered if only for a day! Thanks for reading.
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Of course, Amy! I knew I’d get a good laugh stopping by. I’m getting ready to go to bed soon so I wanted read some ‘happy’ thoughts. Have a restful night!
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Oh good, Anka! That makes me smile. Have a wonderful sleep.
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Ah yes, cats are all cut from the same cloth aren’t they! And they expect us to be grateful too!
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Yes, it seems so. And, for some reason we do as they ask. At least I do! I’m a sucker for my cats most of time. And, they can be quite demanding!
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It’s as well to get these things sorted right at the beginning, I like a cat who starts as they mean to go on.
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I agree. Take care of business! Thanks, Sandra.
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That’s a great piece. I love the passive aggressive tone of the cat, threatening, yet so entitled. 🙂
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Thanks, David. Yes, kitties know how to work things to their advantage. They’re masters at that!
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Great story 🙂 Makes me want to be a cat!
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Thank you. Me, too!!
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Hi Amy,
I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award. You can see it here https://mariwells.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/one-lovely-blog-award/
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Dear Amy,
One would think you’ve had experience being a cat’s staff member. Sounds like you’re getting off light. Great POV tale.
Aloha,
Doug
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Dear Doug,
Yes, I have a little experience here. I love my demanding kitties! They always manage to get what they need. Thanks! I wish a great holiday, Doug.
Aloha,
Amy
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Well done on the cat! Rock Star
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Thank you kindly, Rock Star!
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My dear friend my today post is dedicated to you!
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note to self: exposed things should be rubbed. got it. i’m going to like this policy!
also – if it hasn’t been already pointed out: “Must I must spell out everything?” i think an extra word.
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Hope you enjoy some tummy rubs in the new year! Merry Christmas, Rich. No, it has not been pointed out. I can’t believe I missed it. Thanks. I’ll fix!
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just trying to show people how carefully i read. i rock! and i suppose you do too.
this time.
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I read that thing so many times…I can’t believe I didn’t see it. But I’ve been really tired. Yes Rich, you rock! I don’t follow…why this time?
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shh. my way of trying to make you think you need to work harder to please me. obviously you don’t, but it’s part of my overall fantasy.
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Ok..our secret.
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yes. our secret. okay. now, slowly, walk over and…
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Do I get to fill in the blank? Or, is it your secret?
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would love to see how you’d “fill in the blank.” (is that what you call it? i’m game.)
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Some other time? I have a dinner date.
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so fickle.
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It’s been soooo long since I’ve been out to dinner. My friend is moving and leaving me!
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no way. aww. that opens up your schedule. pencil me in for…
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This must be the agreement a cat owner has to sign.
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Or, you could ignore it and live with the consequences.
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As we know, felines rule from the throne!
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Yes….cats, everywhere cats. It seems to be my theme this week. Thanks for reading, Frank!
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
I have a STAR waiting for you over here
http://nutsfortreasure.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/merry-christmas-its-award-time-lol-too-grab-your-star/
Eunice
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Thank you, Eunice! I appreciate that! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, too!
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You are welcome and Thanks so much
Eunice
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Certainly expressed the attitude of cats. Well done.
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Thanks, R.E. All cats have attitude, of some sort.
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demanding isn’t she? lol nice story.. yeah i guess cats really are like that ^^
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Thanks, Kz. My cat is meowing at me as I write this.
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Hahaha. Sounds about right. While she’s at it, why stop at a cat tree in every room? Why not demand the house be altered to meet her needs? I saw that once in a magazine. It was crazy! Lots of fun. I really enjoyed reading this Amy.
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Thanks, Debra. I bet there are many cat owners who remodel their house their cats. I wouldn’t be surprised one bit. Thanks for reading.
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This is pretty much how I see cats. They’re just little snuggly furry buzz-monsters with lists. Its like being held ransom and the demands just never cease. Oh sure, they’ll claim “I’m just a simple soul”, but behind that is the next need on their list, which we will of course give them because they’re…them. 🙂 I like this!
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Oh, thank you! You summed up cats perfectly. I never want to disappoint them, but man, are they demanding sometimes. And, their meow is so cute. 🙂
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can imagine cats being that demanding
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They usually get what they want somehow! Thanks for reading.
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Hi Amy,
You’ve laid out the cat manifesto purrfectly! Great voice here and don’t cats have attitudes that far exceed their physical size! Ron
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Hi Ron,
Absolutely! Thanks for your kind comments.
Amy
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Totally accurate cat contract. I loved this, lol.
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Thank you, Madison. Thanks for reading.
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I think you’re spot on with this. Little monsters!
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Thanks, H.L. They certainly can be monsters. Demanding!
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Demanding little snot. This is why I don’t have a cat.
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Oh, I know. I have three…I have times when I think, “Can you just put a lid on it, cat.” But they can be sweet, too.
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LOL, I’ll take your word for it.
My sister had a cat years ago. She had an uncanny knowledge of when I was sad, she’d let me pet her. Otherwise it was all out war between us. LOL
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This is really cute and I loved it. I think I will have to get another cat tree for my two cats.
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Thanks, Pauline! Thanks for reading. I’m sure your cats won’t object to another cat tree!
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I hope the new owner had some idea of the rules before taking this cat on!
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Probably not…as you can see, the cat will always amend the rules. Thanks, Sarah.
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Hahaha… sounds like a pretty low-maintenance kitty, B.F.
😉
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Is there any such thing as a low-maintenance kitty? They want you to think they are. Thanks, SIG.
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Well done. You capture the Cattitude purrfectly.
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Thanks, Russell. Happy Holidays to you!
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That tummy rubbing line got attention there! Good fun!
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It did, didn’t it? No one can pass up a good tummy rubbing! Thanks.
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