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“Good Morning. Have You Used Pear’s Soap?”
Arnold had seen The Fly enough times to recognise the teleportation portals when he saw them. He’d never understood, watching the film, why nobody had tried experimenting with the molecule-melding properties of the technology…
Grandpa’s aversion to baths was legendary. Arnold ushered him into Portal One and handed him a bar of Pear’s. When Grandpa emerged from Portal Two, he certainly smelled better, having merged seamlessly with the soap.
If only Arnold had spotted the sneaky frog that had hopped inside Portal One as the door closed.
Grandpa’s tongue whipped out, snapping up a passing grasshopper.
‘Ribbett,’ he said, fragrantly.
(100 words)
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Funny! And wry. Tony
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Thanks Tony – glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Dear El,
Found myself having to hop back and forth a couple of times to get this one. Grandpa will come in handy now for keeping the flies away. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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HI Rochelle
Yes, there’s a lot to take in this week, sorry about that. If I had a few more words I could have made it easier for you 🙂
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The perfect story to end my evening with a light heart. I think parents might line up to buy such a machine to use on resistant children.
janet
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Yes! Especially teenage boys 🙂
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Amazing!!!
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Thank you!!
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well you certainly decided to try out the molecule-melding property of teleportation in your story !! 🙂 nicely done 🙂
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Thanks Shreyank
Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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I love the last line! And the technology sounds pretty cool–would probably save a lot of time in the morning!
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Thanks Jan – the last line’s my favourite too – a proper giggler 🙂
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Love it, expecially the ‘ribbet’. This is much more like the kind of quirky, unexpected delights I’ve come to expect from you (didn’t get time to comment on last week’s contribution but felt it wasn’t up to your usual high standard, although it’s always good to experiment so don’t take that badly). Thanks for this, it really put a smile on my face: clean, sharp and moorish.
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Thanks Anon – I agree about last week, it was a bit flat, but I wanted to try something different. This week was much more fun to write – glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Haaa haaaa haaaa that was brilliant!
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thanks Lyn – I love making people laugh 😀
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Poor Grandpa! Can he blow bubbles too?
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Now that really would be the icing on the cake, wouldn’t it? Thanks for commenting 🙂
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Of course! You can;t win … but MY! Does he smell nicer than a frog does.
Geek Time: Did you know James Clavell wrote the screenplay of the original 1950’s film?
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I feel I have to confess that I have no idea who James Clavell is – I googled him and thought I could claim him as a Brit, but then it seems he was born in Australia, brought up in Britain and ended up choosing to be American, so I guess he’s one of yours!
I have seen both the original and the Jeff Goldblum remake, though, so can I still join your Geek Club?
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You are the first charter member. Welcome! Now, I thought for sure, James Clavell was English, but he became a U.S. citizen in, I think, the 1950’s …? Never knew he was a native Aussie, though. I hated the remake of The Fly. Too excessive, pandering, not classy like the short story on which the first film (also classy) was based. Rochelle happens to be a big David Hedison fan, too. All we need is him onboard the Seaview and we’re ready to go! 😀
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That’s just silly. lol
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Yes, Very.
😀
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Well, I’m just green with envy after reading that imaginative piece. Looks like Grandpa will never need insect repellent again. Fun read!
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Thanks EagleAye – glad you liked my daft tale 🙂
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Thanks for the wonderful laugh… I love the last line… cracks me up…
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Thanks Lily – I love making people laugh (and have to confess the last line still makes me giggle too – even though I wrote it!)
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Breeepin’ brilliant! Well if he wasn’t before, Grampa’s related to Kermit The Frog now!
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Thanks Jules – They can sit him down in front of the Muppets now to keep him amused 🙂
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I’ll have some of what you’re smoking this week! Wacky but fascinating use the prompt. I like it when people write about what they see. Not what other people saw. Nice one.
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Thanks Paul, I have no idea where this idea came from, it just popped into my head – but not due to any illegal substances, honest!
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Oh my El, I would love a peek into that mind of yours. hahaha. I loved this one. Ribbet! 😉
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Thanks Jackie, glad you liked it. As for my mind, you’re probably best off staying well away, you might never get out again!
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Snap– this is brilliantly funny. First piece this week that got me laughing out loud. Chapeau.
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Merci beaucoup! I love making people laugh, your comment made me grin 😀
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I agree with Bjorn. Very good piece. Tops in imagination and humor.
Three crickets and a ribbett!!!!!!
Randy
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Thanks Randy, I’ll treasure my crickets and my ribbett!
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I hope Grandpa was a fan of the original “The Fly.” He’ll need to be. Fun story!
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Yep, definitely the original, none of this new-fangled technicolour rubbish 😀
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Hehehe! Poor Grandpa. Cake will never taste the same. At least he’ll smell squeaky clean. Love the imagination in this piece. Frog, brilliant.
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thanks Debra, glad you enjoyed it.
thanks for commenting 🙂
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I laughed 😀
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Fab. Mission accomplished then 😆
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Wild flight of fancy, el–and totally delightful. Much fun–thanks for the chuckle.
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Thank you for reading and commenting – and especially for chuckling 😀
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Sooo funny. I love your dry wit! 🙂
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Thanks Sandra, my entry last week was a bit bleurgh so it’s nice to be back on track!
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Cute and funny.. Also scientific and super natural. I enjoyed what you did with the prompt.
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Thanks Parul. Glad you liked it.
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LOL. Does melding with a bar of soap mean perpetual cleanliness? The tongue could always been seen as a benefit (or further hindrance) if flicking one’s skin brought up a lather.
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Yes, he’s now part man, part frog and part soap, so lathering up is a definite possibility. Thanks for commenting!
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OOOOHHH, that is hilarious! Rolling with much needed laughter! THank you!
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Thank you! Glad to give you a much needed laugh 🙂
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So funny and original, El! Nothing says clean like pear soap, especially on a little froggy!
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Thanks Amy – I’m glad you enjoyed my silly tale 😀
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That’s awesome. Talk about a high tech way to take a shower. 🙂
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I could use one of those portals for my son!
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‘he said fragrantly’ is hilarious!!
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‘Ribbett,’ he said, fragrantly. Very funny! I left a longer response but it vanished, like the grasshopper! Ann
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Loved the last line. So cute.
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