Friday Fictioneers, here we go!
Copyright – Beth Carter
“I’m freakin’ Boba Fett, baby!
I’m the slam dance, cardiac arrest king of mofo, daddy-o! You can’t stop me.
Can.
Not.
STOP!
I’m flyin’ through hyperspace on hyperbole. Diggin’ the fascinatin’ rhythm of life, distorting it, blowing it right out its own ASS, Freakman!
These roads are my personal vagina, Nerdsville. I slide up n’ down ‘em until we both blow our freakin’ tops – slamming them hard into submission, Johnny Paper Hat!
I am a freakin’ Man-God, you Douchsicles.”
“That’s all well and good, Mr. ‘Fett,’ but I’m still going to need to see your license and registration, please.”
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Thought I should lighten up a bit. Happy Friday kids =)
as long as i'm singing 
:) :) :) Nice story.
Happy Friday to you too, brother. ;)
Thank you m’dear =)
Lol — great twist at the end!
Thank you Bee! I loved your story as well (sorry, but I’m not able to let you know on your site as there is no WordPress login)
Wild ride while it lasted. Hehe.
I hope you were buckled in, and I’m glad you enjoyed it =)
Gave me the giggles :)
Mission accomplished!
=]
haha! I was just slidin along with and then bam! The cops showed up. Great story!
Thank you Jackie =)
Down with a bump there at the end. Nicely done.
Thanks Sandra – glad you liked it!
Such a nice twist at the end. Made me laugh.
Glad I could accommodate a chuckle Shirley =)
hahahaha i mean, hahahaha
i was stunned before i laughed out loud ^^
I’m so glad you liked it – and I hope you weren’t drinking anything at the time!
Love the casualness of the policeman’s comment, cutting right to the chase (so to speak.) Another “he got what he deserved” but very different from the others.
janet
Thank you Janet, and I’m glad the officer’s deadpan showed through =)
Sammy says, “Snuff the live-jive, Man. The Fuzz has his calm-palm on his slingshot so gift him the 220 big ones and 30-mph it outta here on this snail trail.”
=)
OMG. Sammy the Gat meet Mr. T. I think you’ve found your soul mates!
Could we be, like, the next Sonny & Cher? Donny & Marie?
More like the Smothers Brothers or Rowen and Martin
Touche!
Hi t,
In Boba Fett, you’ve breathed life into a wild and wooly character. Liked the ending too. Ron
Thank you Ron!
boppin along, then Bam! great ending.
“Bam!” was what I was aiming for – thanks!
What a fantastic serendipitous adventure! I enjoyed this t~
I’m so glad that you did, k~
I hope all is well with you today, my friend =]
Dear T,
I nearly choked on your ending. I could see that policeman. Slightly amused but mostly business. Funny.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Sorry for any inconvenience, Rochelle!
Glad you enjoyed the read =]
Wow, that dude was on some serious shit. Bet he’s going to jail; vagina and all.
Hahaha! Vagina and all…!
Ha! I know guys like that… love the last line!
p.s. you get extra points for using ‘douchsicle…
Hahaha – I’ve a whole bucketful of made up swears =]
it was like a little kerouac free flow stream of conciousness with a modern twist come to a crashing halt, hiLARious…
Wow. Thank you very much!
T, I thought he might screaming this while driving down the highway. I had a good laugh with your last line. I also enjoyed saying this one out loud. Fun!
Hahaha – you nailed it in one! And I’m glad that we shared “read-aloud’s” this week =)
This is great! love it.
Thanks bunches Deana!
I would love to hear your thoughts on “500 Words…” as well, as that’s the one that propelled me to write a light “breather” piece.
I like the beat kerouac style and the set up to the twist. This was well executed.
Thanks Lance =)
an ending i was not expecting. well done.
Thanks Rich – glad you enjoyed it!
Oh! I love the ending!
A refreshing take on the prompt!
I really enjoyed this :)
Much thanks =)
Fantastic! A real breath of fresh air story, I loved it, and especially the ending.
Loved it t. Very well done.
You never cease to amaze me.
I was all caught up in the West Side Story feeling of this, I could picture him dancing in his seat, the music cranked, the speed limit ignored.