Why not? All the Republicans are doing it. It’s called corporate welfare…
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: HUMOR
A Million Dollars in Federal Funding?
Yup. Energy bill. Clean energy. Recycling. No waste.
Wow. How much did it cost to put together?
It’s all crap from my son’s bedroom with a few things that the wife made me get rid of.
So, what did you net?
Nothing.
You got to be kidding?
After the wife designed it, she named herself CEO, put the money in an offshore account, charted a private jet, and left me to travel round the world.
No…
Told me I could drive that piece of S**T to Washington to explain it to the Republicans.
Randy Mazie
Ha, that’s how you deal with funding. 🙂
Just ask the banks that are too big to fail… or any businesses that do not pay taxes… or the wealthy about capital gains.
LOL
TY
I’m wondering if the wife designed it or designed the scheme to get the money? That would decide how much I hate the wife 😉
She took the money and run Venezuela….
don’t matter much why. She gone now.
Hate her no end….
but I got the car!!!!!
🙂 Quite a few messages in here Randy. Good work!
At least I work….
It looks like it’s back to Kickstarter. 🙂
😆 Nice.
Nice, back.
Thanks
Hahaha… good thinking wifey… 😉
I got a good attorney.
Used the car as a down payment.
Uh hummmm….. You say a ‘good’ attorney…!?!
😉
Oh God… for a minute I thought you meant Washington State… we have enough problems.
😉
Ha Ha that was clever. That should be taken all the way to Washington. Any plan is better than no plan. I like this story, it’s funny.
Thank you.
It’d be a slow drive to Washington but
I think that Congress is on slow drive anyway.
i suuuure hope that works out. try explaining anything to anyone in washington, you’ll want to hang yourself. well done.
I was never one for self-immolation.
I was always more in the mood for a good hanging, then just hanging out myself.
If you know what I mean….
Randy
The car may well turn out to be more dependable than the wife. Now he can cruise the shopping centers for a new wife.
I think I’ll turn it into a a pick-up truck!!!!!
Thanks for the idea…
Randy
LoL the republicans are going to take your car.
I’m sure I’ll rake in millions with them….
at least get some good write-offs, capital gain offsets, free lunch, and some good junkets.
Randy
Probably could have gotten $5 million.
probably.
Interested in another shot at some funding?
Do you have a wife?
Just vetting….
Randy
Hilarious – love it!
Hey, that’s what it’s all about.
You put your funding in – they take the funding out.
You put your finding in – and you shake it all about….
Dear Randy,
You leave me without words.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Now is not the time to call me…
Randy
(is your husband happy?)
And less words still. (He’s happy…I told him so.)
😉
Now tell us how you REALLY feel. 😉
Got a few hours – maybe days?
Randy
Great story – full on and political too. It’s amazing what you did with that piece of junk!
Thanks.
Funny how one piece of junk can lead to another.
Randy
Hi Randy — that’s a strong statement. I thought the picture was the new F35 fighter plane after congress deducted their perks from the budget.
Bill – you know what? I just looked at that picture again and I think you’re right!
Randy
You made me laugh this morning and that’s a good thing!
yes, laughing is a good thing…
losing money is not.
Randy